Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Who said bald is beautiful? Some guy that has lost the ability to grow hair. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
1. You thought that Steve Harvey’s stupid and now you are trying to make your head as shinny as his.
2. If your hairstyle has gone from a nice playground park to a culdesac.
3. If you keep trying to comb those two hairs over and try to convince yourself that “it covers well”.
4. You started with an afro cut when you were a kid, to styled in your thirties, to flowing in your forties, high and tight in your fifties, and then just gave up and shaved your head.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.