Coffee Drinking Merit Badge.
Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee? You might have earned this merit badge if;
You cannot even get out of bed without a cup of coffee. OR
You have a coffee maker on the night stand next to your bed to allow you to get a cup going before you get up. OR
You show us that the local diner and they have a cup of coffee waiting for you as you walk in the door. OR
You ask a potential employer if coffee is one of the fringe benefits they offer their employees.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as wlll as earning it yourself.