Coping Mechanism Merit Badge
You woke up one morning to the worst news in your world. Starbucks was not considered an essential business. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You were able to control the shaking in your hands as you tried to cut back on the consumption of coffee.
You tried to make your own latte only to find out you are terrible at it.
You threw a neighborhood party when Starbucks announced they would be open for drive-through service.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.